{"id":9625,"date":"2016-11-21T10:45:41","date_gmt":"2016-11-21T18:45:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/victorhanson.com\/wordpress\/?p=9625"},"modified":"2016-11-21T10:45:41","modified_gmt":"2016-11-21T18:45:41","slug":"9625","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/victorhanson.com\/wordpress\/9625\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>From an Angry Reader:<\/h3>\n<p><em>To Victor Hanson:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>f**k all y&#8217;all motherf**king f**kers unlubed with a f**king broom handle, you elitist motherf**king uniparty pieces of sh*t.<\/em><\/p>\n<h3>Victor Davis Hanson&#8217;s Reply:<\/h3>\n<p>Dear Angry Anonymous Foul Reader who mailed from\u00a0<a href=\"mailto:4m6sm1%2B2ewjjnl72o2x0@guerrillamail.com\">4m6sm1+2ewjjnl72o2x0@guerrillamail.com<\/a>,<\/p>\n<p>Even though in cowardly fashion you did not print your name, you did offer a more unique form of profanity than I received from most of your persuasion this election.<\/p>\n<p>No matter, here are five stylistic suggestions, since your letter is otherwise unanswerable.<\/p>\n<p>1) <em>Variatio<\/em>: the Romans were right that variety in word selection avoids monotony. Your repetition of the f-word does not achieve emphasis, despite your efforts to use the verb, adjective, and noun forms. Ten minutes with Quintilian or Cicero\u2019s rhetoric works would do wonders for your style (easily found in translation on Amazon).<\/p>\n<p>2) Why does the Left so often mix sexual profanity and violence? Your vocabulary is a window into a dark soul. I suggest it is a bad mixture, so pick either sexual violence or profanity, but not both. To suggest is to create, to be ornate is to destroy.<\/p>\n<p>3) What exactly is a \u201cuniparty\u201d? Who belongs to \u201cone-party?\u201d Strive for clarity of thought.<\/p>\n<p>4) What exactly is \u201celitist?\u201d I thought the charge against Trump supporters was that they were yahoos, not elitists; Red-state Americans voted against elitism. Again, seek some sort of consistency in your ideology; otherwise it is mere street thug vocabulary and adolescent swearing.<\/p>\n<p>5) I\u2019m 63 and have never written a single anonymous letter in my life or used a pseudonym\u2014and have never suffered for it. Try signing your angry letters. At least that way you own your crudity.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>VDH<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From an Angry Reader: To Victor Hanson: f**k all y&#8217;all motherf**king f**kers unlubed with a f**king broom handle, you elitist motherf**king uniparty pieces of sh*t. Victor Davis Hanson&#8217;s Reply: Dear Angry Anonymous Foul Reader who mailed from\u00a04m6sm1+2ewjjnl72o2x0@guerrillamail.com, Even though in cowardly fashion you did not print your name, you did offer a more unique form [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s466Sb-9625","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12536,"url":"https:\/\/victorhanson.com\/wordpress\/angry-reader-08-01-2020\/","url_meta":{"origin":9625,"position":0},"title":"Angry Reader 08-01-2020","author":"victorhanson","date":"August 1, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"I was really impressed by the article you wrote that was published in the east bay times today. Mostly impressed by the enourmase size of the piece of shit that you are. Inciting violence from the \"silent majority\" is one of the most irresponsible things one can possibly publish. 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Most recently, I read one of your articles that had a sentence with 44 words. Other sentences in the same article were almost as bad. Really. You are loosing me with\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Angry Reader&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Angry Reader","link":"https:\/\/victorhanson.com\/wordpress\/ahref=\/index.php\/categories\/angry-reader\/categorylink\/a\/angry-reader\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":10844,"url":"https:\/\/victorhanson.com\/wordpress\/10844-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":9625,"position":3},"title":"From Angry Reader Jeffrey Rowland\u2026","author":"victorhanson","date":"December 20, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"From Angry Reader Jeffrey Rowland So...after one year in office, Trump\u2019s biggest (AND ONLY!) accomplishment is that he is King of Twitter? You must be very proud. By the way, how\u2019s that Trumpcare thing workin\u2019 out for ya? \u00a0Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! \u00a0Idiot. Moron. Buffoon. Simpleton. Test Tube Baby! ______________________________________________________________________________\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Angry Reader&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Angry Reader","link":"https:\/\/victorhanson.com\/wordpress\/ahref=\/index.php\/categories\/angry-reader\/categorylink\/a\/angry-reader\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":11440,"url":"https:\/\/victorhanson.com\/wordpress\/angry-reader-10-04-2018\/","url_meta":{"origin":9625,"position":4},"title":"Angry Reader 10-04-2018","author":"victorhanson","date":"October 4, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"From An Angry Reader: it is painful to see or read your columns. I usually ignore them;today\u2019s on Nunes was pathetic. Mr. Hanson,you are a fraud and in a just world you\u2019d be condemned to occupy a spot in that special place down below where it\u2019s always hot... Delusional is\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":10126,"url":"https:\/\/victorhanson.com\/wordpress\/10126-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":9625,"position":5},"title":"From an Angry Reader: Dear\u2026","author":"victorhanson","date":"April 25, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"From an Angry Reader: Dear Continually Angry Reader Steve Faddy Hey Vic, I understand you are a historian, but please write a timely piece, maybe touching on the brilliant incoherence of the foreign policy of the Mad King Don. Obama is no longer the President. 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