From An Angry Reader:

You live in an alternate universe, silly clown, silly institute, silly magazine. But the article was funny so congrats.

Sincerely,

Bruce Patten

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Dear Angry Reader Bruce Patten,

 

I congratulate you on your succinctness and your use of anaphora (“silly”…”silly”…”silly”) but otherwise your note is simply personal invective and underwhelming satire that is applicable to anything—and thus unfortunately nothing.

 

Sincerely,

Victor Hanson